P.S. Tell Oatmeal I Say Hi

Dear Banana,

Don’t get me wrong. You’re really nice. And interesting! And you’ve always been super-sweet.

But that’s part of the problem. Every time we get together, I have a great time, but– it’s just too much for me right now, you know? It’s like you’re too sweet, too friendly, and I just can’t handle it.

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